I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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