Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
MIDGETS
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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