oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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