What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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