last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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