elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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