i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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