Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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