doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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