I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
