turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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