its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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