no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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