idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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