Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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