just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
did i walk over a car last night?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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