So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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