it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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