Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Found the puke drawer
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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