I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
