dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
