this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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