Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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