Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize