Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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