just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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