Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
