what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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