Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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