is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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