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Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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