She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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