is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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