Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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