PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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