I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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