Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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