i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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