I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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