My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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