so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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