Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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