Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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