Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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