there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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