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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!

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(706): View more from Georgia

rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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(845): View more from New York

So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am

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