wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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