So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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