its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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