He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Sober January is a disaster.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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