love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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