what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
