There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I supernannyed him into submission
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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