Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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