dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My bed smells like the plague
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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