I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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