in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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